R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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