put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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