She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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