I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
