You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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