I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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