I want to stick my p in your. b.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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