I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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