I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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