Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Randomize
