So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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