We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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