I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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