CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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