who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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