I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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