it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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