Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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