Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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