I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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