You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Randomize
