My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Found your dick twin last night
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
