I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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