Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
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go home
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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