It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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