plz talk dirty to me
That's intense
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
COCAINE IS GR8
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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