On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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