you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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