Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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