Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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