your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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