doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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