this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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