all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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