don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I have aggressive nipples.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
