so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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