How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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