Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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