Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I'm really busy with my period
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