whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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