She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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