I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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