i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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