Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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