Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Randomize
