I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
its not stalking. its research.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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