There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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