Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I have demons in me.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
he high fived his dick after we had sex
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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