My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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