Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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