I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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