You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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