needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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