Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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